The Growth Diagnostic

Find out exactly
what's
breaking
your growth.

A fixed-scope teardown of your ads, funnel and unit economics, delivered in five working days. A straight read on what's working, what isn't, and what to do next.

Run by the team behind ₹5.8Cr+ in tracked client revenue across four markets.

Secure payment via Razorpay · Work starts the same day

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₹5.8Cr+Tracked client revenue
5.5xAverage ROI
100+Campaigns run
4Markets

The problem

You're spending. You're just not sure where it's going.

Most brands under ₹15L a month in revenue aren't stuck because of budget. They're stuck because two or three specific things are quietly bleeding money, and nobody has told them which ones.

Creative that never gets diagnosed

Ads get paused for "not working" without anyone identifying which angle, hook or offer actually failed.

Account structure built by accident

Campaigns stacked over months, audiences overlapping, budget flowing to the wrong places.

A funnel nobody has walked

Traffic arrives and leaks out at the product page or checkout, invisibly, every single day.

Blended numbers nobody tracks

Platform ROAS looks fine. Actual acquisition efficiency against margin tells a very different story.

What it is

A diagnosis, not a proposal.

We take access to your accounts, run a fixed teardown, and send you a verdict. That's the whole product.

01

You send access

A short intake form. No discovery call, no lengthy onboarding, no process to sit through.

02

We run the teardown

The same seven-part analysis every time, run by the senior team that runs our retainer accounts.

03

You get the verdict

A written report plus a recorded walkthrough, in your inbox within five working days.

The teardown

Seven things we take apart

Fixed scope. Every diagnostic covers all seven, in this order.

01

Ad Library teardown

Every creative you're running, judged on angle, hook, offer clarity and what category leaders are doing that you aren't.

02

Account structure

Campaign architecture, budget allocation and whether your testing has any discipline behind it.

03

Funnel leak analysis

Landing page, product page and checkout walked end to end, with the conversion killers named.

04

Blended MER math

Where your true acquisition efficiency sits, and what it has to reach for your margins to survive scale.

05

Prioritised fix list

Five to eight fixes, ranked by impact against effort, so you know what to do on Monday morning.

06

Readiness verdict

An honest feedback on where you are now and what has to be true before scaled spend makes sense.

07

Email and WhatsApp retention

Your retention flows mapped end to end, with the email and WhatsApp copy written for the gaps we find.

The deliverable

What lands in your inbox

Written report

The full teardown, sectioned and evidenced. Screenshots of what's running, numbers on what it's costing you.

Recorded walkthrough

A short video of us going through the findings, so you hear the reasoning, not just the conclusions.

Prioritised action list

Ranked by impact against effort. Built to be handed straight to whoever executes.

Timeline

Day 0

Access request and intake form

Day 1

Account and creative audit begins

Day 3

Funnel and MER analysis

Day 5

Report and walkthrough delivered

One round of written follow-up questions is included.

Who's running it

The same team that runs our retainer accounts

This isn't a junior exercise or a templated PDF from a tool. It's the senior team, running the same analysis we run before we take on any client.

₹5.8Cr+Tracked client revenue
5.5xAverage ROI
100+Campaigns run
4Markets

Every figure taken from live client accounts. Markets: India, UAE, Australia, US.

A note on honesty

If the diagnostic finds that your problem isn't media buying, that it's pricing, product or margin, we'll say so plainly. You'd rather hear it from a report than learn it from six months of spend.

Our work

Brands we've worked with

A selection of the D2C brands we've partnered with to run growth.

Maese
Olio
Anything Vegan
Swingsaga
Naughty Rituals
KR
THE
vaSavi
Inkup
Banter
Dressjet
Forever Shoe Bazar
Aura Select
Thrill-errr
Color Land Toys
Laurel & Stich
Uwears

Scope

What this is, and isn't

Being clear upfront is what keeps this fast and affordable.

Included

  • Full seven-part teardown of your accounts
  • Written report with evidence and screenshots
  • Recorded walkthrough of the findings
  • Prioritised fix list, ranked by impact
  • One round of written follow-up questions

Not included

  • Implementation or campaign builds
  • Creative production or design work
  • Ongoing account management
  • Unlimited calls or revisions
  • Anything beyond the fixed scope above

Want us to execute the fixes rather than just identify them? That's a separate conversation.

Who it's for

Built for brands who are spending but guessing

Already running paid on Meta or Google

Selling, but unsure where the money is leaking

Not yet at the spend level for a full retainer

Want a straight answer before committing budget

Get started

Five days from brief to verdict.

There is no onboarding process to work through. Pay, send access, and the clock starts.

The Growth Diagnostic

  • Seven-part teardown of creative, structure, funnel, MER and retention
  • Written report with evidence and screenshots
  • Recorded walkthrough video
  • Prioritised fix list, ranked by impact vs effort
  • Delivered in five working days
Pay & start my diagnostic
Secure payment via Razorpay UPI · Cards · Netbanking GST invoice provided

After payment you'll get the five-field intake form immediately. No sales call required.

What happens next

Step 1

You pay, confirmation lands instantly

Step 2

Five-field intake: account access, store URL, current spend, biggest frustration

Step 3

Report and walkthrough in five working days

What you'll need ready

  • Meta and Google ad account access
  • Store or website backend access
  • Your current monthly ad spend
  • The one thing frustrating you most

Questions

Before you pay

Is there a sales call?

No. You pay, fill a five-field intake form, and we start. The report speaks for itself. If you want to talk after reading it, that's a separate conversation.

What if my ad spend is small?

If you're spending ₹1L a month or more across Meta and Google, this is built for you. Below about ₹50k a month, we'll be honest: most of the seven parts won't have enough data to judge yet, and the report would tell you to spend more before auditing. Still we will push you to the right direction along with strong CRO, ad account direction and Email/WhatsApp flow + copies.

Who actually does the work?

The senior team that runs our retainer accounts. Not a junior, not a templated PDF from an audit tool. It's the same seven-part analysis we run before we take on any client.

What access do you need?

Meta and Google ad account access, plus store or website backend access. Standard partner-level access is enough. We never need your passwords.

Do you implement the fixes?

We do give you email and WhatsApp flow and copies along with actionable solutions for the ad accounts and website. But the setting it up on your live store and ad account is to be done by you.

What if the answer is that my problem isn't ads?

We'll tell you plainly. If it's pricing, product or margin, that goes in the report. You'd rather hear it from a five-day report than learn it from six months of spend.

How long until I get it?

Five working days from the moment we have access. Day 1 account and creative audit, Day 3 funnel and MER analysis, Day 5 report and walkthrough delivered.

GoGrowth

Stop guessing what's
broken.

Five days from now, you'll know exactly where the money is going, and what to do about it.

Get the Diagnostic

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